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David Robert Speedie is a Scottish former footballer who played for several clubs in England during the 1980s and 1990s, most notably Chelsea, Coventry City, Liverpool and Blackburn Rovers. He accumulated more than 500 football league appearances and scored almost 150 goals in a 14-year professional career. He also earned ten international caps for Scotland.
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Sir James Whitehead, 1st Baronet DL was a British merchant and Liberal Party politician.
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Nearchus or Nearchos was one of the Greek off