{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"type":"standard","title":"Bajan Style","displaytitle":"Bajan Style","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4848846","titles":{"canonical":"Bajan_Style","normalized":"Bajan Style","display":"Bajan Style"},"pageid":35303063,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/BajanStyleCoverDrive.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/BajanStyleCoverDrive.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285975287","tid":"088ad868-1b17-11f0-ae1b-2665f0781a8d","timestamp":"2025-04-16T23:03:39Z","description":"2012 studio album by Cover Drive","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajan_Style","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajan_Style?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajan_Style?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bajan_Style"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajan_Style","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bajan_Style","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajan_Style?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bajan_Style"}},"extract":"Bajan Style is the debut studio album from Barbados-based pop group Cover Drive, released on 7 May 2012 through Polydor Records. The band enlisted a variety of producers such as Future Cut, Quiz & Larossi, J.R. Rotem, Aliby, Orange Factory and Steve Mac to work on the record. The album is rooted in R&B, pop, reggae fusion, hip-hop and synth-pop genres.","extract_html":"
Bajan Style is the debut studio album from Barbados-based pop group Cover Drive, released on 7 May 2012 through Polydor Records. The band enlisted a variety of producers such as Future Cut, Quiz & Larossi, J.R. Rotem, Aliby, Orange Factory and Steve Mac to work on the record. The album is rooted in R&B, pop, reggae fusion, hip-hop and synth-pop genres.
"}{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}