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Sueo ÅŒe was a Japanese athlete who competed mainly in the pole vault. He won a bronze medal at the 1936 Summer Olympics held in Berlin, Germany, tying with his teammate Shuhei Nishida. When the two declined to compete against each other to decide a winner, Nishida was awarded the silver after a decision of the Japanese team, on the basis that Nishida had cleared the height in fewer attempts. On their return to Japan, Nishida and ÅŒe had their Olympic medals cut in half, and had a jeweler splice together two new medals, half in bronze and half in silver.
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Glen de Vries was an American entrepreneur in the field of medical science and pharmacology. He was the co-founder and co-CEO of Medidata Solutions. In October of 2021 he flew into space on Blue Origin NS-18 in a suborbital flight.
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