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The 1964 Pacific Tigers football team represented the University of the Pacific (UOP) as an independent during the 1964 NCAA College Division football season. Led by first-year head coach Don Campora, the Tigers compiled a record of 1–9 and were outscored by opponents 304 to 68. Pacific was shut out four times, and failed to score more