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Noah Raford is an American futurist who specializes in public policy, strategy, and emerging technologies. He is a founding executive of the Dubai Future Foundation and the Museum of the Future, currently serving as Futurist-in-Chief and Chief of Global Affairs at the Dubai Future Foundation.
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