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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?","punchline":" Because it was feeling crumbly.","id":434}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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Delphine Jeanine Annie Réau is a French sport shooter who competed in the 2000 Summer Olympics and in the 2012 Summer Olympics.
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The 1903 Wisconsin Badgers football team represented the University of Wisconsin in the 1903 Western Conference football season. Led by first-year head coach Arthur Hale Curtis, the Badgers compiled an overall record of 6–3–1 with a mark of 0–3–1 in conference play, placing eighth in the Western Conference. The team's captain was Allen Abbott.
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